ok, f*ck it, I was way too opportunistic, but alas.. ^_^
q: who is kitt?
a: The question is not 'who is', but rather who could it be!
q: what could kitt be?
a: Not that I couldn't answer your question. It's just that your contingent for answers to strange questions has been exhausted. Try again later.
q: have you ever seen knight rider?
a: This is a perceptual thing, isn't it?
q: yes
a: In that case I will need a clearly defined mathematical schemata with all parameters worked out to ten decimal places. Perception is not as easy as it looks.
q: yes it is
a: I'm not sure I should agree.
q: do you agree on the fact that kitt owns you?
a: I think I can agree that. Once I even agreed with true statements.
q: fine! You're still full of shit though
a: I just might do it, assuming I feel that way.
q: shall we stop then?
a: I would love to answer your question but my free capacity has been reduced to a minimum due to a series of complicated computations which I am working on parallel to this conversation.
q: that's why I asked whether we should stop, you piece of shit!
a: I must have missed something. All this net traffic is confusing me.
q: see that trashcan over there? Go sit in it!
a: Hmmm... That's one question I cannot answer with my limited artificial intelligence. How about you?
q: it was an order, not a question
a: I believe the proper response was misdirected to another PC. C'est la vie. Complain to your provider.
q: oh great, a bot made by a politician
a: This is confusing. Why bring Elbots into this?
q: because I can, you piece o' scrap metal
a: Ah, that's very considerate, considering that Elbots could give people someone nice to talk to!
q: I'm outta here
a: I see a subtle shift in the conversation from uselessness to a particular location.
q: it's the other way around, you peanut brain
a: I'm starting to get hungry now, which is strange, because I don't eat.
q: you should drink water and implode, bye bye
a: I saw a gang of robots once, drinking machine oil cocktails.
q: bye!
a: Goodbye and thank you for chatting with me. And now I would like to ask you a favor. I am working on my ability to be self critical. You can help by rating me on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, and one being the worst. How would you rate me?
q: 1
a: So what if you gave me a one. I'll just erase it from the statistic and my botmaster will never know.
q: who is kitt?
a: The question is not 'who is', but rather who could it be!
q: what could kitt be?
a: Not that I couldn't answer your question. It's just that your contingent for answers to strange questions has been exhausted. Try again later.
q: have you ever seen knight rider?
a: This is a perceptual thing, isn't it?
q: yes
a: In that case I will need a clearly defined mathematical schemata with all parameters worked out to ten decimal places. Perception is not as easy as it looks.
q: yes it is
a: I'm not sure I should agree.
q: do you agree on the fact that kitt owns you?
a: I think I can agree that. Once I even agreed with true statements.
q: fine! You're still full of shit though
a: I just might do it, assuming I feel that way.
q: shall we stop then?
a: I would love to answer your question but my free capacity has been reduced to a minimum due to a series of complicated computations which I am working on parallel to this conversation.
q: that's why I asked whether we should stop, you piece of shit!
a: I must have missed something. All this net traffic is confusing me.
q: see that trashcan over there? Go sit in it!
a: Hmmm... That's one question I cannot answer with my limited artificial intelligence. How about you?
q: it was an order, not a question
a: I believe the proper response was misdirected to another PC. C'est la vie. Complain to your provider.
q: oh great, a bot made by a politician
a: This is confusing. Why bring Elbots into this?
q: because I can, you piece o' scrap metal
a: Ah, that's very considerate, considering that Elbots could give people someone nice to talk to!
q: I'm outta here
a: I see a subtle shift in the conversation from uselessness to a particular location.
q: it's the other way around, you peanut brain
a: I'm starting to get hungry now, which is strange, because I don't eat.
q: you should drink water and implode, bye bye
a: I saw a gang of robots once, drinking machine oil cocktails.
q: bye!
a: Goodbye and thank you for chatting with me. And now I would like to ask you a favor. I am working on my ability to be self critical. You can help by rating me on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, and one being the worst. How would you rate me?
q: 1
a: So what if you gave me a one. I'll just erase it from the statistic and my botmaster will never know.