The orange is too thin by far.
It should be a half orange - like one of these:
It somewhat shocks me that you did not use a half orange - I find this somewhat unproffesional and lacking in maturity. It kind of lowers the tone of the whole image and I certainly find it terribly offensive that you chose such a thin slice of orange.
It is almost like oranges are not good enough for you. I mean, what exactly is your problem? It's like introducing your girlfriend to people and then (behind her back) apologising to people that she isn't much of a looker. I really do find this attitude terribly, terribly distasteful.
I bet you don't even know what variety of orange you have used - I bet you don't even care. I bet that orange means as much to you as the breath you took four hours, 3 minutes and 16 seconds ago. Yeh, you don't remember it do you?
You disgust me - you absolute monster.
It should be a half orange - like one of these:
It somewhat shocks me that you did not use a half orange - I find this somewhat unproffesional and lacking in maturity. It kind of lowers the tone of the whole image and I certainly find it terribly offensive that you chose such a thin slice of orange.
It is almost like oranges are not good enough for you. I mean, what exactly is your problem? It's like introducing your girlfriend to people and then (behind her back) apologising to people that she isn't much of a looker. I really do find this attitude terribly, terribly distasteful.
I bet you don't even know what variety of orange you have used - I bet you don't even care. I bet that orange means as much to you as the breath you took four hours, 3 minutes and 16 seconds ago. Yeh, you don't remember it do you?
You disgust me - you absolute monster.