I can picture him putting his hands over his ears, screaming, and rocking back and forth any time he hears the word "advertise".
"I like...I like the green room" (inside joke from the movie 'Cube')
It seems you have done a lot for blitzmax leadwerks. Unlike fantasy land, good deeds usually have no reward.
Blitz has the community that could make the difference for blitz, but yeah...mark would need to get out of bed.