I would like an english language compiler
It looks like the latest version of Inform, the interactive fiction interpreter... which confused the hell out of me! it looks interesting on paper, until you have to debug what you wrote and your language isn't intelligent and flexible enough to actually understand your english. In the end it becames a visually non-structured language with verbose and strict sintax. I admit that I didn't spend much time on it however, and reading source code written with it is fascinating.