your house is on fire? oh good let me bring my marshmallows
Can I bring S'Morz?? XD
Seriously though, I agree with most of you:
The constant, flagrant grammatical errors in today's speech and "literature" are a perfect example of the degredation & decay of modern society. We must all endeavor (or endeavour) to eschew obfuscation & nonsensical verbiage.
Yes, I did come up with that myself. I also came very close to typing a sentence beginning with "and." ^_^