Atari 2600 joysticks were the best ever
Oh yeah! The rubber handle fell off one of mine and as a kid I use to squeze the air out and stick it to my forehead like a dalek from Dr Who. However this led to a Bindi dot being temporarily left on my forehead like a hicky when my brother yanked it off, lol.
I think the Competition Pro 9000 would give it a run for its money though!