Unrealistically large EULA's

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Ginger Tea

usage of this program [ hering known simply as photoshop] prohibits you from
*making or altering images to make them pornographic
*anthropormorphic alterations of images especially if it makes the image pornographic
*bla
*bla
*bla

i think that would knock out alot of photoshopers :))

edit: but they are full of mumbo jumbo lawer speak that the average joe glazes over at
if the campaign for real english had some solid guidelines for this it would probably read more like

thank you for purchacing a licence for this program (yes a licence not the program itself see x.xx)
please dont
* make copies of this program, a back up for personal use is ok but a back up only
* give this disc to a mate to install (its not nice ask him to buy his own)
* normal sensible understandable english (or other language) short and simple and NO CAPS PARAGRAPHS were told thats like shouting and that seems like it could do your vocal cords alot of damage

but how would the lawyers earn their money?
chasing ambulances