Unrealistically large EULA's

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I would write in my EULA.TXT just something like:
"Don't warez or use a warez0red version of this program or any files of it, because it's against the law. Don't do anything else which is against the law either."
The benefits of this EULA are obvious:
- it's so short that everyone can read it completely
- even c00l d00dz and kids understand the language, and not only lawyers after 10 years of studying the "alien law language"