My ISP just phoned me to bump me

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salesgoons LOL. I get so many f*cking dumbass calls. Yesterday I had another automated "you've won a holiday" call which began speaking before the phone was on my ear. Today I got some music for 5 seconds and then someone from India called "John" (yeah right) said he was posting me stock portfolio and wanted to clarify my address (which they had correct, but I didn't tell them!). I said don't bother as it's a waste of paper and your money and please remove me from the database. Then there's door to door window salesmen (I've got double glazing on all windows already) so they try to get me to replace the facias or soffits or some crap, oh and door to door driveway paving/tarmac salesmen (avoid). etc. It's endless. It's "real-life" spam instead of the digital kind.

Hey imagine we got "real-life" spam of a naked lady coming round saying "Do you want to watch me nude? Just insert credit card here" or a man with a briefcase full of viagra and penis enlargements!