Hello.
Copious amounts of vodka certainly helps my freeform 'dancing like a twat' techniqe.
I certainly believe in the vodka window pool playing technique; sadly it's too easy to fall out the window and spear your buttocks on the railings below (sorry, just some bad American real life TV story).
Yes, alcohol can loosen the ladies up, but Jake, for God's sake don't trust Helen if after three double vodka red bulls she comes up to you with a sparkle in her eye, a wicked grin, and cucumber in hand and says "turn around Jake, I've got a surprise for you". That way leads to tears (and you can pronounce that last word anyway you want!)
Goodbye.
Copious amounts of vodka certainly helps my freeform 'dancing like a twat' techniqe.
I certainly believe in the vodka window pool playing technique; sadly it's too easy to fall out the window and spear your buttocks on the railings below (sorry, just some bad American real life TV story).
Yes, alcohol can loosen the ladies up, but Jake, for God's sake don't trust Helen if after three double vodka red bulls she comes up to you with a sparkle in her eye, a wicked grin, and cucumber in hand and says "turn around Jake, I've got a surprise for you". That way leads to tears (and you can pronounce that last word anyway you want!)
Goodbye.