...I do miss the sound of my old modem. It was almost as music when it dialed. Bipp bipp bapp bepp bipp EEEEoooooEEEoooEEEEEEEE *Short pause* Ksshhshshshshhs eoeooeoeo ksshshshshshshhshs *done*
try the US Robotics X2 56K modems -- they throw a couple of "BOING! BOING!" sounds in there as well.
(Apparently an analog frequency response test)