1) More custard on the rhubarb crumble.
2) Ruby Tuesdays where everyone has to wear red.
3) Morrissey and Johnny Marr to reunite for one night. Encore to be "There is a Light That Never Goes Out".
4) Shoelaces that don't split.
5) A "Punch Ginger" weekend where Geri Halliwell is put in stocks and repeatedly punched by the Cheeky Girls. Lembit Opik to commentate.
Well, in all honesty, if there was an actual physical suggestion box, that's what I'd put in it. I'm just that perverse.
2) Ruby Tuesdays where everyone has to wear red.
3) Morrissey and Johnny Marr to reunite for one night. Encore to be "There is a Light That Never Goes Out".
4) Shoelaces that don't split.
5) A "Punch Ginger" weekend where Geri Halliwell is put in stocks and repeatedly punched by the Cheeky Girls. Lembit Opik to commentate.
Well, in all honesty, if there was an actual physical suggestion box, that's what I'd put in it. I'm just that perverse.