Anyways, don't Scots just wear kilts and toss cabers all day?
I've never met a Scot with particularly hairy palms so I'd say "no" to the latter. Then again, they must be at least half blind to appreciate the look of a kilt, so perhaps they toss them three times a week.
*sound of rolling drums and the crash of a cymbal*
See what I did there? Do ya get it? Well, do ya?