No, it now just makes you a paranoid ingrate.
No, it makes you Captain Obvious lol.
Anyway, I still think the suggestion is a sound response to your initial post.
It is a sound but obvious response. That's how 99% of everyone here does it. I was exploring other methods. You clearly don't know of any other methods. Fair enough.
And yes, based on your response to my question I would be considered an ingrate. Which is an ungrateful person. Guilty as charged. :p