There's got to be an easier way of life than this programming lark
Its what makes it 'fun' in a twisted sense,usually,programming involves 10 easy to follow steps:
1) IDEA()
2) STUCK(A_LONG_TIME) 'delay the application
3) BANG_HEAD_OFF_DESK()
4) IF STUCK = BORED THEN GOTO STEP 9
5) IF HEAD = (BALD | GREY) THEN GOTO STEP 1
6) EUREKA:+1
7) IF EUREKA = PROJECT_EUREKA_COUNT THEN GOTO BED
8) GOTO STEP 2
9) REPEAT
10) FOREVER