Not Funny!
Oh come on, it was a little humorous :)
Come to my forum, and I will BAN you....Joker...
Well there's an incentive to join your forum...
Seriously though, if you want help from people, you're going to have to learn to act with a little decorum and perhaps be a little more verbose in your statements. The less information you provide to people, the less likely it will be that your answer is relevant.