Coding challenge: FizzBuzz

I can't believe how unbelievably crap some of these solutions are. I mean really, redundant variables? String concatenations? Function calls? Floating point conversion? Give me a break!
If I was your prospective employer, I'd show all of you the door!

"Er, don't call us, we'll call you.."
(but don't hold your breath)

Ok, since you press me, here's the correct answer...

For Local i: Int = 1 To 100
  If i Mod 3
    If i Mod 5
      WriteLine StandardIOStream, i
    Else
      WriteLine StandardIOStream, "Buzz"
    End If
  Else
    If i Mod 5
      WriteLine StandardIOStream, "Fizz" 
    Else
      WriteLine StandardIOStream, "FizzBuzz"
    End If
  End If
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