Hm... Here is a good example of the kind of weirdly crazy behaviour we need:
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=2178615&postcount=35
Nothing about the content of his post; just... look at the thing!
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=2178615&postcount=35
Nothing about the content of his post; just... look at the thing!