1. Armstrong : Astronaut :: Jason : Argonaut
2. Horse and Donkey : Mule :: Question mark and Exclamation point : Wha?!?
3. 753 : 776 :: Rome : Holy Roman Empire?
4. Roosevelt : New :: Truman : ?
5. Right, Rite, Write : Wright :: New, Nu, Knew : Orville? hahahahah I lost interest in this
6. 9 : 361 :: Tic-tac-toe : nope.. can't think of anything funny
7. Dawn : Rosy-fingered :: Sea : Blue Whale-Penis?
8. Year : Light :: Second
9. Fox hunter : Unspeakable :: Fox : Unwatchable?
10. a : bnn :: y : zoo
11. Sartre : Nothingness :: Heidegger : ?
12. RD : 22 :: CP : 3O
13. 42 : Cousin :: 6 : Aunt and Uncle?
14. Where late the sweet ____ sang : birds :: Bare ruin'd ____ : Turkey?
15. Small : Large :: Omicron : Persi I 8 (Futurama)
16. ____ me as I am : Paint :: ____ and all : ?
17. 5,280 : Mile :: 43,560 : Acre
18. I keep six honest serving men
(They taught me all I ____) : Knew ::
Their names are ... and ... and ...
And ... and ... and ____ :
19. A ____ consistency : Foolish :: Is the ____ of little minds : Sign?
20. Home we bring our bald ____ : I can't say it on this forum... but trust me, it was funny. ::
Romans lock your wives away,
All the bags of gold you lent him
Went his Gallic ____ to pay : tarts
Some of these are crazy
2. Horse and Donkey : Mule :: Question mark and Exclamation point : Wha?!?
3. 753 : 776 :: Rome : Holy Roman Empire?
4. Roosevelt : New :: Truman : ?
5. Right, Rite, Write : Wright :: New, Nu, Knew : Orville? hahahahah I lost interest in this
6. 9 : 361 :: Tic-tac-toe : nope.. can't think of anything funny
7. Dawn : Rosy-fingered :: Sea : Blue Whale-Penis?
8. Year : Light :: Second
9. Fox hunter : Unspeakable :: Fox : Unwatchable?
10. a : bnn :: y : zoo
11. Sartre : Nothingness :: Heidegger : ?
12. RD : 22 :: CP : 3O
13. 42 : Cousin :: 6 : Aunt and Uncle?
14. Where late the sweet ____ sang : birds :: Bare ruin'd ____ : Turkey?
15. Small : Large :: Omicron : Persi I 8 (Futurama)
16. ____ me as I am : Paint :: ____ and all : ?
17. 5,280 : Mile :: 43,560 : Acre
18. I keep six honest serving men
(They taught me all I ____) : Knew ::
Their names are ... and ... and ...
And ... and ... and ____ :
19. A ____ consistency : Foolish :: Is the ____ of little minds : Sign?
20. Home we bring our bald ____ : I can't say it on this forum... but trust me, it was funny. ::
Romans lock your wives away,
All the bags of gold you lent him
Went his Gallic ____ to pay : tarts
Some of these are crazy