What are you doing/going as for halloween?

I'm going to summon forth the ghosts of my ancestors and send them out to torment chavs, goths, emo kids, townies, skaters, anyone who appears on 'Deal or No Deal', 'Big Brother, or the 'The Jeremy Kyle Show', 'ladettes', and anyone else who thinks that being uneducated, a sheep, or uncivilised is admirable behaviour. Unfortunately, my poor ghostly relatives are likely to take one look at the aforementioned dregs and scurry back to their graves and urns.

Happy Intolerance Day, er, Halloween!