Is it just me or does gaming suck nowdays?

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Miracle

Sounds like you need to get a Nintendo DS. :)

Surgeon = Under the Knife: Trauma Center.
Walking the dog = Nintendogs.
Brushing your teeth and painting a fence = WarioWare Touched.

And to get some other things out of the way:

Cooking = Cooking Mama.
Lawyer = Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
Mindlessly blowin' stuff up = NanoStray. :D (Also Metroid Prime Hunters and Starfox, though the latter is more strategy-based.)