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Oh it doesn't end yet.....!

- Neuro has nothing to live for except for BlitzMax.

- Osama Bin Laden still hides in the caves because he fears being captured by BlitzMax.

- OpenGL was created to run in BlitzMax.

- So was DirectX.

- Microsoft tried to buyout Blitz Research LTD from Mark Sibly, but Mark refused, fearing retribution from BlitzMax.

- If Blitz Research wanted to create a Monopoly, nobody can stop them because BlitzMax would destroy any obstacle.

- If you successfully debug a code in BlitzMax, its because BlitzMax has decided to let your code run, NOT because you managed to debug it.

- C++ was modelled after BlitzMax, but dared not improve on it.

- When BlitzMax is running, it will use up all the resources on your computer because other programs fear it.

- There are only two types of people in the world : Those who used BlitzMax, and those who wish they can.

- The only source of hope that can save mankind from an alien invasion is BlitzMax.

- When AI technology finnally reaches the intelligence of a human, it is because BlitzMax thinks it is time for it.

- You can give your heart to God, but your leisure time will alway belong to coding in BlitzMax.

- Chuck Norris can kick anyone's ass, except for the geeky coder who knows BlitzMax.

- There is no such thing as a BlitzMax bug report, only useless complaints from whiny coders.