Blitzmax is awesome because :
- There are other programming languages, because BlitzMax allows them to exists.
- There is only two speed for BlitzMax : Fast and Faster
- When other programming languages compile, it gets translated in BlitzMax, and then machine language.
- When a program written in BlitzMax runs slow, its because time has slowed down.
- A coder used BlitzMax to hack Bill Gates house, and told him about it.
- When God created the earth, he used BlitzMax to code it.
- Meteors didn't kill the dinosaur, it was bad coding in BlitzMax.
- Microsoft is going to release Windows Vista, only if its compatible with BlitzMax.
- BlitzMax doesn't need coders. Coders need BlitzMax.
- BlitzMax has been multi-platform even before Linux, Windows, or Apple existed.
- Mark Sibly wakes up every morning because BlitzMax gave him permission.
- Hot chicks love BlitzMax, because they don't have a choice.
- The Internet was generated using BlitzMax code.
- The Nazis lost WWII because they couldn't learn how to code in BlitzMax.
- Two things can survive a nuclear holocaust : Cockraoches and BlitzMax.
- Object Oriented Programming was derived from BlitzMax.
- The country of France continues to exists, because BlitzMax feels pitty for it.
- Even Samuel L Jackson thinks BlitzMax is one bad motherf*ckin programming language.
- When Mark Sibly has to write a school essay on Greatness, all he wrote was "BlitzMax".
- When following a coding standard, you're not using Hungarian notation, you're always using BlitzMax notation.
- BlitzMax does not care what race, color, or creed you are. It will kill you if you piss it off.
- I would use run spell check to check all of this, but BlitzMax won't allow it.
- BlitzMax compiled code is ALWAYS superior to any other code.
- Viruses can infect any program, except for BlitzMax's executables.
- If someone were to create a computer viruse using BlitzMax, the human race will die out within a matter of minutes.
- BlitzMax doesn't exists in the Matrix, because it doesn't feel like it.
- The reason why Americans lost the Vietnam was is because they chose not to use BlitzMax.
- The ancient Egyptians didn't discover BlitzMax, BlitzMax discovered them.
- The ancient Mayans didn't decide that 2012 would be the end of the world, BlitzMax did.
- BlitzMax doesn't care about documentation. If you can't figure it out, then quit wasting BlitzMax's time.
- There are other programming languages, because BlitzMax allows them to exists.
- There is only two speed for BlitzMax : Fast and Faster
- When other programming languages compile, it gets translated in BlitzMax, and then machine language.
- When a program written in BlitzMax runs slow, its because time has slowed down.
- A coder used BlitzMax to hack Bill Gates house, and told him about it.
- When God created the earth, he used BlitzMax to code it.
- Meteors didn't kill the dinosaur, it was bad coding in BlitzMax.
- Microsoft is going to release Windows Vista, only if its compatible with BlitzMax.
- BlitzMax doesn't need coders. Coders need BlitzMax.
- BlitzMax has been multi-platform even before Linux, Windows, or Apple existed.
- Mark Sibly wakes up every morning because BlitzMax gave him permission.
- Hot chicks love BlitzMax, because they don't have a choice.
- The Internet was generated using BlitzMax code.
- The Nazis lost WWII because they couldn't learn how to code in BlitzMax.
- Two things can survive a nuclear holocaust : Cockraoches and BlitzMax.
- Object Oriented Programming was derived from BlitzMax.
- The country of France continues to exists, because BlitzMax feels pitty for it.
- Even Samuel L Jackson thinks BlitzMax is one bad motherf*ckin programming language.
- When Mark Sibly has to write a school essay on Greatness, all he wrote was "BlitzMax".
- When following a coding standard, you're not using Hungarian notation, you're always using BlitzMax notation.
- BlitzMax does not care what race, color, or creed you are. It will kill you if you piss it off.
- I would use run spell check to check all of this, but BlitzMax won't allow it.
- BlitzMax compiled code is ALWAYS superior to any other code.
- Viruses can infect any program, except for BlitzMax's executables.
- If someone were to create a computer viruse using BlitzMax, the human race will die out within a matter of minutes.
- BlitzMax doesn't exists in the Matrix, because it doesn't feel like it.
- The reason why Americans lost the Vietnam was is because they chose not to use BlitzMax.
- The ancient Egyptians didn't discover BlitzMax, BlitzMax discovered them.
- The ancient Mayans didn't decide that 2012 would be the end of the world, BlitzMax did.
- BlitzMax doesn't care about documentation. If you can't figure it out, then quit wasting BlitzMax's time.