You poke fun, but there is Typing of the Dead which is a remake of House of the Dead where you learn to type. :-)
I am fully aware of this. Tony Hawk Teaches Typing was more of a joke my cousins and I came up with -- "Now grrrrrind to the R!" Stuff like that.
I'd patent the idea of using skateboarding to teach children the alphabet, but I somehow doubt anyone will use it. And even if they do, I expect it would be a disastrous failure.