No Toilets (if you discount the plants anyway!)
LOL!
You're quite right. Even the (retro-fitted) Trek blueprints for the bridge added a toilet (TL):

The rest of your comments are dead-on (if not as funny <g>), especially:
* Also the first area I would expect to hit walking into an office building would be a reception desk.
[...]
* A path that leads to the entrance.
* A Carpark at the front with cars in it.
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* A path that leads to the entrance.
* A Carpark at the front with cars in it.
And:
* Put a lens flare on... we all know they're crap but they look great for this sort of thing.
Heh, I agree on both counts (crap and expected)! <g>
BTW, just to add a hint of relevence, I get a smooth 42 FPS here on my mid-range machine (specs above).
Best of luck, Josh!