Then he hit me with a shocker: He claimed that the Revolution controller had a LASER POINTER in it and that this would allow the controller to interface with the DS touch screen "just like the stylus", because "Nintendo always has a way for their consoles to connect to their handhelds."
lol. Where do these game stores find their staff!? They seem to dream stuff up and then present it as fact. Laser pointer - that's a classic! :P