Q: What's the difference between a PC and an Abacus?
A: It's doesn't take 20 minutes to boot the Abacus.
Q: What's the best way to accelerate a PC?
A: Drop it off a tall building.
Q: Why don't NASA use PCs?
A: They don't need to do crash tests.
Saleperson: Have you heard that new BMWs are using Windows?
Engineer: That'll give new meaning to the term "Blue Screen Of Death".
Three major versions of Windows are CE ME NT. Coincidence?
A: It's doesn't take 20 minutes to boot the Abacus.
Q: What's the best way to accelerate a PC?
A: Drop it off a tall building.
Q: Why don't NASA use PCs?
A: They don't need to do crash tests.
Saleperson: Have you heard that new BMWs are using Windows?
Engineer: That'll give new meaning to the term "Blue Screen Of Death".
Three major versions of Windows are CE ME NT. Coincidence?