It's amazing how little comprehension of the English language someone who speaks it daily has. It's also amazing that one of the people I was talking about, and who knows for a fact that I'm right, still chose to disagree.
Translation: You can't speak English. You are wrong.
I shall retort!
It is with the utmost indignation that a refute your premise, good sir! I am amazed on a daily basic by your lack of comprehension of basic grammar skills! I must commend you for your amazing display of willpower demonstrated daily, when you refrain from killing yourself! Had I the capacity for ignorance you possess, my character would surely not hold the resolve to not blow my brains out!