Rubber underpants and 10lb of live eels...this will not fail to cheer anyone up.
One man had his head already in the noose just as the paramedics burst in waving latex undies and a sloshing bucket of eels. 5 minutes later he married them both before being chased out of town under a hail of rocks and what have you....I know...I was...that man.
Remember to change eels regularly....Whoop! There she goes!
One man had his head already in the noose just as the paramedics burst in waving latex undies and a sloshing bucket of eels. 5 minutes later he married them both before being chased out of town under a hail of rocks and what have you....I know...I was...that man.
Remember to change eels regularly....Whoop! There she goes!