I've come up with an AMAZING new optimization I would like to share with all of you.... firstly the FASTEST method of storing data is to carry it written on a piece of paper with you, running (and this is important!) running, TOP... SPEED, down the highway toward the direction of the computer you are attempting to reach with the information. Keep this up untill you reach that computer, then inform the occupants to do the same but to NOT return to computers they have passed. Eventually all the people will die of fatigue and then no one will have to debate issues of speed.
I begin the revolution now.
I begin the revolution now.