Max mirror problem (not seen before)

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Tried all these things already I'm afraid. This is REALLY annoying me. I HATE having to kludge my way around everything. There REALLY should be a Max -> B3D exporter that suppports animation (and doesn't completely screw up all your hard work) by now.
It's stuff like this that stops people from completing games, I'm sure. I shouldn't have to spend more time than it took to build and animate the thing exporting it.
:(
Thanks for your suggestions all the same :)